Friday, February 27, 2009

a little trivia about Biriyani...it's actual Origin...

Dude,thanks a ton for your comment o my food guide! I am really pleased to know you enjoyed it!I did mention Biriyani(Aminia, Zeeshan bedouin, Shabir's and Nizam's (and I know you CANNOT forget khwaja!). I would like to point to you the environment and the conditions under which the Biryani came to it's sweet existence:
Did you know two of the subtlest creations with the Muslim impact in India took birth in the battle field?One is the poetic language of Urdu and the next is the ultimate gastronomic art Biriyani!


Urdu was created as a hi breed language for the better communication of Hindu soldiers(Hindi speaking) and Muslim Soldiers(mostly speaking Farsi or Persian at that time).



Same way Biriyani was accidentally created by a frustrated cook, who needed to go to war in the morning and had to cook in the evening,one day he, out of pure frustration, left rice and meat,slowly simmering, over a small fire in a cauldron with water in the morning and was delighted to find a wholesome and tasty meal hot and cooked perfectly in the evening when he returned, this crude procedure has been refined infinitely over the ages but the basic concept of preparation remains the same to this day! just a Little trivia and also something to ponder upon, just to imagine that Urdu, a language with so much finesse was crated for barking orders at each other for killing fellow human beings, which eventually turned into a language of poetry beauty and love.And the rough fare of a soldier after a tiring day was eventually refined into one of the most exotic and subtle cuisines of the World! A delicacy without the customary glitch of procuring an acquired taste!

Urdu Script written in the likeness of a Masjid depicting peace and love of God


A mouthwatering Dish of Biriyani with all it's Glory!

Makes one think doesn't it?

World Within Worlds....a thought...

Hi guys I was going through the blog of the Creator of Spiderwick Chronicles today(by the way I have not yet watched the movie, and couldn't get my hands on the books as of yet!), but I found almost everything there is to know about the Spiderwick Chronicles and I couldn't help myself wonder the various way people create their own imaginary worlds just to bring back the the adventure that has so much gone from our lives, sometimes I do envy our ancients, they did not know about the real of the World and had a lot more to dream on, than even our kids have today, let alone grown ups! I find this disconcerting as what would the condition of our next generation be if there is no food for imagination available...

But why am I talking about this? I planned to write something else...!...SO....


You know the concept of a secret world within Worlds was first successfully created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, in his novel called The Lost world(The name is borrowed for the second Jurassic park Movie, but the story is completely different and believe me much more entertaining!) it was one of the various adventures of professor challenger. Sir Conan Doyle also wrote a very gripping but not very popular short story called The Horror Of Heights, where a scientist discovers a secret world high above in the air , which was a sort of Jungle and when he reaches it he gets killed by the Predators of the Avian forest.


Jonathan Swift also created a number of secret World within worlds in the adventures of Gulliver.


Then came a wide variety of writers who were fascinated by the concept of a secret world residing within our own, in fact the Fantasy Genres started developing by the handful solely based on that eerie plot of having a secret world where one can travel back and forth, live a comparatively mundane life in the real world and have adventures in the exotic, slowly the so called real and definitely mundane world fades into the back ground making the exotic world real as it is there where the characters can live like they always dream of living and have a meaningful life. Usually it is the children who visits these worlds as they are the ones who doesn't want to be bound by the rules of the physical world and rather be free in their dram worlds, sometimes even the adults can go there if and only if they remember how they too were once kids and could imagine. But it is always the kid's prerogative to be heroes in these worlds. it has always been portrayed that these kids who are misunderstood at first becomes a far better person than many and do far more good than one can possibly hope and they do it out of their good hearts and instinct and not from the tuition's given to them regarding what is good or bad!


However, coming back to Spiderwick and Conan Doyle's lost World...did you guys know that Sukumar Ray , father of Satyajit Ray, a master in creating satires and literary nonsense had made a pun of The Lost World and created the novella professor Henshoram Hunshiarer Diary! it is too funny if you could get your hands on a collection of Sukumar Ray read it once, you would find the most interesting combination of humour mixed with adventure and also a clean fun parody of the Lost World and the dark fun of the Secret World!

A World Within Worlds!!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

My new Books!

I am reading a book called the Black Jewels Trilogy, by Anne Bishop off late and it has a peculiar flavor the author, she has brought the dark side of every fantasy genre in the good light! really, the Darkness has some truely amazing colours once seen in a proper light! I"ll right some more about the books as I go on...Oh! i also bought Frederick Forsyth's The Negotiator... I am sure it"ll be a good read!

That's The Book Cover! This One Is The other!

A Guided Food Book Of Kolkata!

So someone has asked me to post something about eateries in Kolkata....have asked me to "enlighten them"...well...I am not sure how much would I able to do justice to that, but here goes nothing...
Okkay, Kolkata possesses, like many other cities, a distinct culture of it's own, when it comes to food, being a city about two hundred years old and home to a race of people who take eating very very seriously and strongly believes in the notion that there is only one direct way to a person’s heart and that is through his stomach, also due to the fact that over the years people of many cultures have come staid in the city, making it their very own, has led to the development of a very strange melee of contrasting food habits, which, the food lover Bengali has embraced graciously, in turn turning his beloved city into a never-ending gastronomic Orgy, which if you are not careful would ensnare you and then you shall never be able to forget the city....at least not in a couple of lifetimes!
There are various obscure places which provides with a variety of cuisine and one can never believe that this good a quality is achievable at this low a price. There are many of which I know and also many which i don't please fell free to add on to my blog...
Well I don't quite know how to start, after some thought I plan to start from the North down to South, These are all the ancient eateries which are still famous among the GenX...

1. In Shyambazar there is Gol Bari which has become almost of a legend. (Try their kasha mangsho and Roomali Roti)

2. Let us take Central Avenue First...we turn towards Baghbazar and go to Nabin Chandra Das, the inventor of Rosogolla.

3. From there on we come to Shobhabazar where we ca find the wonderful Mitra Cafe(you got to go with a very empty stomach), Order a Gravy Chaanp first then a special mutton Kabiraji Cutlet and after that one Chhaanar pudding as your dessert.

4. Cross the road and walk through the footpath and soon enough you will reach Allen's just have the Prawn Kabiraji cutlet there(you can have almost anything but that particular dish, you would find nowhere else in the city...did you know they fry the cutlets in actual gawa ghee?)

5. keep walking straight and you would reach Beadon Street take a right towards Nimtala burning ghat and Bhutnath temple and you find a number of stalls selling hat Litty a bihari delicacy I am sure most you will love it most people do!

6. Come back a bit take Rabindra Sarani and find out Royal have some of the best Chaanps that you may have ever tasted in your life!

7. Come to Central Avenue once again and you will reach Girish Park metro, there is Niranjanagar an ultimate place for anglo-mughlai cuisine age old very dingy and sinfully tasty(try out the liver curry, breast cutlet, devil, vegetable chops and kofta)

8. From Girish Park take a right towards Ganesh Talkies and you shall find a few shops selling exqusite Mogai paan have it sada(not with mishti masala, believe me!)!

9. Now we once again come back to Shyambazar and now we take Bidhan Sarani, first you will reach FariaPukur street beside Talkies Show House, do not miss the Dhakai Parathas one of the only places on earth you would get that dish now!(and I am serious!)

10. Then you must have Mishti laal doi from Amrito, the best there is!

11. Go straight and you shall reach lakshmi Narayan Shahu the world famous (literally!) telebhaja shop, no matter what have the peyanji among all the varieties (it's not known as netajir peyanji for nothing)!

12. Walk straight and you will reach Chacha's another one of Kolkata's greatest anglo-mughlai joints, try cutlets(fowl cutlet to be precise) and Chacha's special!

13. Take a right keeping Hedua on your back and Bethune Churh on your Right, if it is afternoon you will see the great Hedua Chaat wala standing there under the shadows of the Church the same way he has been standing for about sixty years and his father before him.

14. Move forward and you would be rewarded with the site of the palace of sondesh king Nakur Nandy! Try anything there it's costly it's sinfully tasty.

15. From Vivekananda Road and Bidhan sarani crossing if you could side step a bit towards Manicktala, you would find another mishti baron Girish Ghosh do stop there!

16. Start moving towards College Street and you shall come across one of the most unusual albeit extraordinary joints of our gastronomic adventure, you know I've seen many websites and news paper articles complements Aaheli; 6 Ballygunge Place; Bhajhari Manna and Oh!Calcutta to bring out the real taste of varied Authentic bengali cuisine but they forget one name it's cheap and definitely authentic and can beat any of these in taste any day it's name Jaganmata Pies Hotel, they cook a variety of authentic Bengali dishes from aluposto to pabda machh it's opposite to Sreemani market. You have to sit on the ground and eat on banana leaves(not for showing off, just to make it hygienic and cut costs).

17. Reach College street and straight go into Dilkhush Rstaurant and have their wonderful cutlets.

18. Walk a few steps further and their is The Coffee House, try their chicken omlette it's great!(along with of course coffee cold or espresso and a lot of adda!)

19. Now right on the curve of Surja Senstreet don't forget to take left for Puntiram and grab a bite of their Radha Ballavi (They invented it!)

20. Take a curve towards the back of college square and the famous Juice Centres Paragon and paramount lay there have the Daaber Shorbot, the formula was created by Acharya Jagadish Chandra BoseHimself!

21. Go Straight to Bowbazar and find out the bow barracks(I really don't where it is, but it is there!), try to get some home made wine and pastries I hear they are easily available out there...

22. Take the path straight and you would reach Bhimnag you must have some Sondesh there, maybe you know the reason as to why Sir Ashutosh Roy was addicted to it?

23. Now let us come back to Girish Park, I guess you have, by this time finished the Mogai paan? Take an auto to Satyanarayan Park, Barabazar and go to Tiwari's the best North Indian sweet shop available in Eastern India! Try anything and you would end up with a ton of pure ghee, at least!

24. But before going to Tiwari's just cross the Road and stroll into Sharma's for a quick taste of mouth watering Rabri!

25. Now, there are a few Rajasthani Basa s which serve authentic Rajasthani and Jain Dishes (including Aamras at the end) but the location I do not know...

26. ther is another place called kathgola in the maze of Barabazar, where you can get the best jalebis available.

27. Take Mahatma Gandhi Road and reach central Avenue and start moving towards South, you will reach near Terittybazar Street, there if you could go very early in the morning you would find an array of Chinese Breakfast items(I've never had these, but I know it's wonderful)

28. Go straight and you find Chang Wua! The best and oldest Chinese Restaurant in Kolkata! Have the special Chilli Chicken and mixed noodles, it will spoil you for sure!

29. cross the road and go straight through the lane and the delicious mouth watering smell will lead you to Shabir's the best place in the City to have Lamb Rezala and Roomali Roti

30. Take the winding streets of Chandni Chowk the electronics district of the city and you shall find the some little broken down shops where they actually sell unsweetened solid dudher shor (malai)! They serve you with sugar on them!

31. Go straight into New Market area, although before taking this route you might like to travel down the Dalhousie Area were you can find the greatest variety of Kolkata street food ranging from doi-chinre to biriyani, people have this strange belief that the food here is bad but a survey conducted by WHO (World Health Organization) confirmed that these street food are some of the best in the entire world hygienically and from the point of view of materials used! Unbelievable?...Believe It!

32. Come to the Front of Telegraph office there area number of street side little stalls which sell beef Halim taste them; it is a sort of mangshor ghugni. Bet you never had it before!

33. Take the footpath of grand Hotel and you will reach a little joint called Rally's Inn run by the rally's syrup company. Try the Custard Firni there, it's awesome!

34. You know you can even cross the road and there are a couple of stalls which makes an amazing Stew you may want to try it!

35. When you reach the new market Area be strategic about the way you move...first go to S.N.Bannerjee Road and Chowrongee road Crossing you will find a little but crowded place called Anadi Cabin where you must have a special Moglai Paratha and a plate of Kasha mangsho and then come back to Aminia, known to be the quenn of Biriyani in Kolkata, although I find it to be much Hyped there are a number of places who does it better but it would be a sore loss if we do not visit Aminia at least once during this excursion of our's for if not Biriyani you should have The Aminia Special! It is definitely worth it!

36. Walk straight ahead to reach Nizam and have Beef there! Beef Kebab roll, Beef Bhuna Gost and Lachha Paratha! Come out and walk straight into new Market from the back gate right in front of you shall reach Nahoum & Sons one of the last Jewish Establishments left in the City with it's amazing cakes and pastries try the Brownie and you will be committing serious sin!

37. Walk out from the side gate towards Lindsay street and definitely have the Bhel puri there!

38. go round towards Free School Street as you are about to enter the dining zone of Kolkata, Park Street(as if this was not enough!), a little further on there are a number of restaurants which specializes in Bangladeshi Food and you would be amazed to find the exotic collection of fish you will find there!

39. Among all these there is a little shop(don't ask me the name!) which is an Iranian restaurant specialize in making Shwarma(a sort of roll) try the chicken one!

40. Keep walking straight and you would come out in Park Street start from the beginning Trinca's.

41. on to these restaurans one by one...... (For all of them are as old as the others and together they hold the colonial heritage of the City):
· Trinca’s , enjoy the live music with along with the wonderful food
· Mocambo
· Magnolia
· Moulin Rouge
· Peter Kat, home of the mouthwatering Chelo kebabs and wonder sizzlers
· Last but not the least Olly Pub, the greatest place to have cheap and good booze along with great food, It’s almost a Mecca for college students.
42. After you have had your fill of food and booze you are ready for Dessert so why don't you trot down to the most celebrated bakery of Kolkata FLURY'S? Try all sorts of pastries, sandwiches and breads of the best quality!
43. If you are not in a mood for a heavy meal, (In fact now that I think you should try it even with a full stomach, it will taste equally good!) try the Kathi Roll Corner, I guess that’s what it’s called! Actually we never take it’s name it’s so very “on the face of it”, the shop represents the king of Kolkata’s Street food the Roll!

44. After this if you are a sweet tooth as I am and you give a hell about the Calorie bullshit just cross the road and try some oomphilicious ice creams and Sundaes at the Hobby Centre!

45. Travel straight and you will reach st, Xavier’s College behind the College there is a joint which is pretty old and famous with the Xaverians and they keep on babbling about it you can try their stuff they have light snacks they are good but not as good as their regular customers boast!

46. After that continue through park Street and go towards Circular road and there is an old Chinese Restaurant with exquisite food and a heavy price tag (which by the way totally is worth it!) called Jimmy’s Kitchen.

47. Come out to Chowranghee Road and travel straight and each Theatre Road and try some of Kolkata’s best Pav Bhaji at Mayaram’s and then go straight to Rabindra Sadan.

48. here you are going to get treated to the best Tibetan Momos the City Offers the Momo Plaza stands in all it’s inconspicuousness, yet it comfortably holds a firm place in the hearts of all the Kolkatan foodies, you get momos both in chicken and pork variety so pick your choose. I f you want my advice try the pork.

49. After that go straight and take a left at Elgin Road, it will take you to Harish Mukherjee Road where the gurdwara with all it’s grandeur stands and the chaiwala below it. The heavily spiced and milked tea in the Punjabi style comes as a shock for the bengalies, who, love their tea as an almost magical potion subtle with it’s flavor and light taste however, it does in no way repels him instead tickles his inquisitive taste buds and they are happy to get burnt with a Kulhar of steaming tea from the Gurdwara Chaiwala!

50. Now walk straight and you will reach Hazra Road and go through the Hazra Road crossing and reach Sayeed Amir Ali Avenue and there, at Ballygunge phanri stands the Dhaba! You know what the best thing to have there is Makai Di Roti and Sarson Da Saag but you would only get that in the winter! But one must definitely try anything Oh! And the lassi is awesome too!

51. From their walk straight towards Garihaat Crossing and you shall find another landmark roll centre the Bedouin! Umm the biriyani and rolls actually melt in your mouth! I have not mentioned Zeeshan, but if you want good mughlai food, just go opposite Gariahaat towards Park Circus, but there are better places already mentioned above, however Zeeshan is pretty Old and famous!

52. We are at the last count now, just move straight past Gariahaat and you shall reach the Lake Kalibari and there you can have the best Phuchka and Alurdam the City offers.

Well, that is there is to it, seriously I can’t think of any other land mark, old eateries still haunted by the GenX of Kolkata!

I sometimes think it is Kolkata’s own way of filtering the hearts of the young with her ancient charm, and she being a Bengali takes the only path to heart she knows of through the stomach!

Hope you guys like my little tour! I sure LOVED writing it all down1 please, if I have missed anything of importance due to ignorance or mistake please let me know, just post a comment on my blog!

Monday, February 23, 2009

Thanks For Reading My Blogs!

Hey! I have got a request of writing about some of the old Eateries of Kolkata! thanks I hope you like my blogs! i have started writing something about it and would post it as soon as it is finished! IF you want to read anything else in my blog please leave a comment!

We won an Oscar!...Or did we?

They say We've won an Oscar! How come ? It's not an Indian Film, it's just an American Point of View of how dirty, criminal infested, immoral and poverty stricken India is.
Our "Hero" is a Slum Dog! representing us at the so called highest platform of Motion Picture Art. A Slum Dog with a dream of becoming a millionaire(a fantasy at the most!),

We won an Oscar, how proud are we! If someone says "but they are trashing our country", we like the hypocrite pseudo-intellectuals we dismiss him, "but he doesn't understand art,and you can't accept the truth"!

I really don't have problem accepting the truth but is that all India has to offer? I don't say keep your eyes turned away from that which is bad, but don't glorify it? Let us not make the slums our national symbol and a slum dog our mascot!We must not stay in a world of Self-delusion and overlook what we lack but in no way should we glorify our faults and portray that in front of the World and what more be proud of it?

It is almost like being naked in front of the public and be proud of the lack of clothing. Ii f we continue this then we are nothing but a bunch of unpatriotic, shameless, masochists BASTARDS...yes BASTARDS...for are we not glorifying the life and origin of a Slum Dog?

Yes Gulzar and A.R.Rahman has won an Oscar, but really is that the best they can do?

Gulzar with his lyrics can actually weave spells(listen to "mera wo saamaan laotado")

A.R.Rahman, have you listened to Roja or Bombay? The maestro who has made the sound track of one of the greatest piece of Hollywood movie soundtracks(The Lord Of The Rings), does "Jay Ho" does honour to his genius?

I only laugh upon the fools who celebrate this "victory", in effect they are celebrating their loss!

SLUM.....
DOG.....


MILLIONAIRE ??


Is this our Destiny???

Friday, February 20, 2009

Fresh From My Scheming Mind! Part 1


Hey too much work today...It's just that sometimes I really wonder....by the way did you guys know? the best way to say no to someone for someone is to say yes to that person initially and guide him to accept that you are absolutely the wrong person to do the work without missing one beat of enthusiasm from your part! infact Overenthusiasm does the trick!

Thursday, February 19, 2009

A Subtle essence of Kolkata...in a blink!


"Manna Dey" his melodies takes one back to the nostalgic days in Kolkata! He also shows how melodious our language is!












"Gupi Gayen Bagha Bayen",represents the imaginative quality and goes on to show that Kolkata is truly a magical City! Also Portrays the artistic quality of Kolkatan heart, through the master film maker Satyajit Ray!








The peculiar lyrics of "Chandrabindoo" shows the sense of humour of the Kolkatans! Also their ardent love of music be it modern, be it old, be it rock or be it folk!






Kolkatans are SWEET! No doubt about that!Be it "Rosogollas" or their Hearts!









Football shows that we kolkatans know how to show sportsman spirit on and off the field(although we fight over teams but we are ONE, after everything is said and done)! In some way Football also shows the passion Kolkatans have within them!










The ultimate Couple of Bengali Cinema"Uttam Suchitra" depicts the Romanticism of Kolkatans to its Height!











"Sondesh" just another way to share our happiness and sweetness with people!








We Kolkatans are foodies....to the end!This is a product of an unique cuisine of our city, the Anglo-Mughlai genre of cooking, the sinfully mouth watering "Mangshor chop"!








Trams in Kolkata shows we never forget the old and Cultural!and we remember the heritage of our City!







We are oldies at heart (that is why you find so many old buildings), but we do make way for new stuff, Old and new coexist side by side










We have found the way to the ultimate truth and know the formula of inner peace, more over we have frozen the path with a stone structure of beauty called "Belurmath"!







Fish! the National food of Bengalies! One of the more "Bengali" ways to show we are all equal at heart, we all LOVE fish!










Our city is developed with a lot of fly overs nothing new there.... but it's a heart melting site to see those roads and streets once again, let me tell you!








One of the three things that we share with China hand pulled Rickshaws(the other two being communism and cuisine!)








We are religious and our favourite goddess is our "Maa Kaali" she can take care of us if bad guys come over and she loves us, all her children just the same!







We kolkatans are knowledgeable and we LOVE our Books!










We are known as the City of joy just for Nothing, we love our festivals and when it comes to celebrating the annual home coming of our very own Divine daughter we take merrymaking seriously!








At "Jamaisasti" the mom-in-laws can't dote enough on their loving son-in-laws, we firmly believe the way to the heart goes directly through the stomach!











Within every one's heart there is an artist, in Kolkata it's genetic!








a little(but mouth watering!) snack of "Beguni"
with the evening tea is our Favourite!









Yes we have to work hard to make ends meet...but who doesn't?










Our heritage and Our City mascot! Victoria memorial!







New and Old Peacefully Co-exist in Kolkata!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Disgusted Today!

Today I underwent through one of the wanton need of an Organization which thinks they should discuss everything with it's employees. What on EARTH would I do hearing sales strategies of an American Company who does not have an inkling of wish to come to India for their clients and would always like to use their Indian Office as a back office and does not even have a sales department out here? and that too for a solid hour and a half! What is more, I actually saw people veru interesting about hearing these atleast they asked a number of questions(and I am sure some will be sending me a mail containing an even fuller details regarding these strategies one of these days!) These people are so vain, I tell you and it is all done for demonstarting increased involvement and also a way of getting appraisal...maybe!

However I am getting sick and tired of this and seriously speaking i really need to write about something else and posting these obviously boring blogs!...........

I guess I"ll write something about books tomorrow(if I get the time that is!) It's been long since I have given any thoughts to the works of Michael Moorcock....hmm..now that's a thought...Corum,Hawkmoon...etc

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

PLOA! I Remember Guys?

Does anybody knows the meaning of MAPQ? Well I guessed not! It was term coined by Ard actually, I shall NOT mention the circumstances in which he invented the word, nor would I elucidate upon the nature of his toil he was undergoing when he came up with this phrase but the phrase, in fact did inspire us(specially) me to start our very own dictionary! then one day Paddy came up with PLOA and BANG! that was it! PLOA stands for Poo's Law Of Advocacy....and it's very first word was MAPQ, which meant...now read it carefully...Multi-Angular Perseverance Quality..ahem.. which means, in simple terms, there are many ways to see things...(It actually became sort of a code word)...............OK it is a foolish thing but at that time it seemed to be pretty smart, and frankly speaking these were just the very kind of charms and fun that I miss now a days those sunny days of college with friends, I have talked with a number of my pals and they feel exactly the same. It seems strange that it is not even been a year that we have left college yet, the memories haunts us as if they were of an age, which have passed on eons ago, maybe because we are all scattered up and those of us who would see each other every single day for five years and used to spend near nigh eight hours a day together, hardly talk to each other now...such is the quality of the phenomenon called life.......

Monday, February 16, 2009

An Important Announcement!!

Just too freaking busy today! oof!However I really want to say something about a matter that has come to my notice recently, apparently some people have some certain problems regarding the kind of matter I put up in my blogs, I guess they find my posts to be too dramatic, too foolish, too immature and too Idiotic and from what I have heard, they consider my writing standards to be far below them to read, and although I am totally guessing, I guess that is because they come from literature background, and consider themselves to be somewhat of intellectual persuation....well...when I first heard this I felt sad and my confidence level fell drastically(as this is my first attempt to put my thoughts forward for all to know), in fact I am not ashamed to confess that I even considered deleting all my blogs and even stop blogging altogether, but then I thought and somewhat incredulously discovered the answer, which was hovering in my mind from the very moment I heard those libellous remarks regarding my blogs, why should I care? These persons whomsoever it may be, are known to me and if they don't have the guts and mere goodwill towards me so as to constructively criticise me on my face(for which I would have been really grateful to them!) why on the seven Hells should I even give a Damn to what they might think? They can bloody well shove their thoughts up their hind sides for all I care really!(please forgive the illustrative language!)

I was publishing and SHALL continue to publish my thoughts without caring a penny about what others think and these people who believe they are ...in absence of any better terms...more knowledgeable than me....well, they can very well shove their knowledge where the sun does not shine!

Yeah! I am a bit frustrated, but now that I have let that out, I feel pretty good!
So "Friends"! Whoever find my blogs to be somewhat of a joke,please, I request you earnestly, do not waste your time as well as mine by visiting my blog! You are sincerely Not welcome here!I have, by God's infinite grace, many others who are my well wishers and have the guts to criticise me on my face! Thanks!

Friday, February 13, 2009

Funny Pics






I got absolutely nothing to do today and I am sooo happy about it. Right now am sitting here doing nothing nodding off to sleep and just passing the slow afternoon, I plan to go to Shopper's Stop today let me see if I could find a pair of nice black corduroy Trousers. I have been wanting them for a long time and the one I already have is just too tight for me ;-P


I got a few nice pics let me upload them for you guys!







I hope you guys liked these little Caricatures, now let me give you some action heroes........................







Now For the Action Heroes......













And after this My favourite The Good The Bad And The Ugly...TADAA!!

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Bad Times Ahead!!

It has been a rather tiring day and a sombre one too at that...
We recieved news that some serius lay offs have taken in our San Francisco Office, however we are assured that there shall be no lay offs at our mumbai office.....

Even if it actually takes place I wouldn't be very worried for my job as if everything goes well I would be leaving the place by April...let's see what happens?

But my heart goes out to feee for those who lost their jobs, although I never interacted with them i stil feel for themin a real way as I definitely understand the situation they would be in if they lost their jobs and that too in such a market as today's where it is next to impossible to get another job, specially in USA they have been feeling the brunt real high now a days, although I think being jobless is a pretty common syndrome that was there even a few years backinour country, however what with the advent of the off shoring of jobs in India the job market is raltivelt stable American Market and also the various markets the world over, it ias bleak prospect for our Country too. In this situation I find myself left with only one good option, Get back to my original industry(legal) as soon as possible.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

My Girl!

Today's eleventh and only three more days to go before Valentines Day comes, I am really put off for i won't be able to be with my girl on that day! I only hope that I be with her a month later on 16th March, it's our anniversary and I really really do not want to miss all these special days....well about my girl what should I say about her, whatever I said would be highly prejudiced as to me she is after all the most beautiful, gorgeous, sexy, funny, loving, sweet and gentle girl there is...and I really don't get it how a looser like me ended up with such a great girl like her, but she is very shy I"ll give that to her...(which makes her all the more cute by the way!)

I still remember that first day so very distinctly, the day I spoke to her for the very first time! she was all smiles but hardly any talks! Later I found out she was awfully scared of me! She thought I might hit her and then she would go flying away(what a strange thought!)

However then she settled down and we got to know each other better and as each day passes I find i love her more and more!

Well...I guess that will suffice she would be reading this....she"ll as it is would not want me to post all these(like I said, she is awfully shy!) I literally had to fight with her to get a pic of her and that too she deleted!

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

My Favourite Team!

There are many collections of superheroes and super teams but so far The Justice League is one of the most satisfying of all the teams, of established super heroes. You can find all sorts in this Team, brain, brawn, alien technology, aliens themselves, mystical prowess and they do not suffer a constant inferiority complex like those mutants of Stan Lee, in fact they are almost in total control of their powers and they are quite happy to happy to have their powers and no matter what comes they are at peace with themselves regarding their place in the world, that is , they are there to protect the world and fight as the good ones and are free from the psychological traumas and scepticism that seem to infest the more modern heroes. They are in the true sense of the term are true Super Heroes all of them....that is the reason I have taken the pain of finding out real life pics of all the members of the original Justice League as they are seen separately in the various media sources be it television or the big screen...hope you guys like it....





Superman, easily the leader of the team with his near invulnerability and iron strong sense of good and bad and exceptionally high moral values he however can be a little...well hard ass when it's very necessary to take care of the bad guys permanently, also his super strength makes him a bit too obvious and lacking in tact and that certain finesse. However, he is, after the ideal savior of earth the last son of Krypton loves his adopted home more than his own life and would happily take the worst hits just to save the other members of his team, sometimes he is also like the father figure of the team





Then comes the Dark knight the masked crusader of Gotham City, he who is also known as the world's greatest detective. Although he is not a bad person and is perhaps the most suitable one after Superman to become the Leader, Batman, however, always is a solitary creature and is overly sceptical, even about his own team members, he doesn't take the responsibility to lead although he seldom listens to the leader if it is not Superman, whom Batz has given the authority to dictate him. He is the only member of the Team who does not have any Supernatural powers, however, that does not make him any less dangerous as he is devious creature and can pull tricks out of his cape and that multi purpose belt of his to no end.

Green Lantern, the one who actually does takes up the leadership, in the absence of superman a veteran of crack team of elite alien troopers who keeps law and order in the galaxy. He is an ex army man who goes by all the martial disciplines and is a successful leader in times of crisis his power ring makes his powers only limited by his imagination! Now that is a very powerful thing to possess.






The Flash well everyone knows about him he is just fast...in fact he can go supersonic and can run over water! the prankster in the team, due to his fast metabolism, he is always eating. He also thinks pretty fast so fast that sometimes he is known to act rather rashly. Loves to irritate the Green Lantern, who shows as if he hates his guts but is in fact his best friend!






The daughter of the fierce amazons with the blessings of Hera the mother Goddess, she is the ultimate crime fighting girl and her nobility of character matches to that of Superman, however, she is quite naive as she was not brought up in the ordinary world and is not very comfortable with the real situations of life, she is the ultimate champion of the ladies the greatest girl power of truth and justice....oh..by the way she secretly loves Batman...hows that?...you wanna hear more? batz share the same feelings for her but neither speak of it. The only thing is all the other team members know about it but they don't discuss it!




Aqua man! the ultimate ruler of all the seven seas an Atlantian, a demigod in himself(sorry couldn't get a better pic!)....well I guess that's about it, he has relatively small(although very important) role to play in the team's various adventures, he is not a full time member(come on the guy's a king! he has his duties to perform!), but always comes when the need is dire!





An alien with a very aggressive and bad temper, she is pretty loves the Green Lantern more than her life but when in war this out of town (or planet rather) will give any of the other guys a run for their money, she always accompanies superman whenever there is a need to go berserk and charge head on












Jon the Martian Man hunter is the pure Green Martian(although the last one) he has also adopted earth as his home and he has the plethora of psyonic abilities, he is a master strategist, although he seems to weaken after every little bit of fight(must be the old age!) he is the next most sombre one is the team after Batman





This sums up the Justice League as I have seen it and loved it....may the info is less but I just love these guys.....

let me give you another proposition ...who do you think would (strictly by discussion though!) be the best suited leader of the Justice League, between these two?