Fashion Blunders!!! Gawd Save Me!!!

This is the Limit!
I know I am not an expert or anything and it matters all the more for that reason! If I notice that means others definitely do! People sometimes, dress up so freaking hideously, not because they don't have any better means, or they are not good looking, it's just that, they think they, somehow, look very good, wearing weird attires.
One of my colleagues,(she is Miss Universe), wore a yellow dress,a necklace of chunky beads,a tight bun with a sunflower in her hair, to the office, along with it came a positive glow on her face, which can only come from a heightened sense of self satisfaction. Someone at the office even complemented her for that radiant glow on her face and it definitely increased. She is the most beautiful lady of the day...according to her.

Now let us more closely look at the situation at hand....

1. She is severely over weighed...in fact, it would be better to say that she has all the "worldly curves" in her figure(ever seen a globe with it's curves?)


2. She has severe sparsity of facial and bodily hair, well, that is one of the attributes of a pretty girl...but, one cannot be so sure any loner when, such sparsity extends to the topmost portion of one's body...The HEAD in fact, moreover such sparsity gets displayed to it's fullest glory when it is tightly spread across a skull which already has too much flesh on it due to vast deposits of fat.


3. The chunky bead necklace is very fashionable indeed but with one slight fault....to put it bluntly, it does not suit her fat face!


4. She is very fair and the "glow" makes her face shine like the moon, quite literally. Now I am not sure whether I call a girl, whose face represents the full moon,pretty and that too quite literally( in fact, who does for that matter?)


5. That yellow sunflower in her hair, which she thinks makes her look like...i don't know...Shakuntala or something? in fact, adds to the simple fact that she not only is bluntly oblivious to the fact that, her looks are a blatant antonymous to beauty, but she thinks completely the other way round.


6. Agreed, she was complemented on her looks, but the catch was, she never saw the reactions of the person complimenting, after the complement, in simple words, the poor guy sat down and doubled over in silent bouts of laughter.


7. Last but definitely not the least was her own sweet expression. That radiant smile which she wore earlier as memento of her self assured beauty was quickly transformed into a vague smile of dumb incomprehension, as people complemented her with a strange smile on their faces, she did sense that there was a joke no one was sharing with her....well that is not entirely true as she WAS the joke!

All these makes me think, are these people actually this dumb or it is just a desperate plea seeking attention?! However, while others were getting bored over discussing this ridiculous fashion disaster I sit on my console with an intense look on my face, writing this....